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Some Facts abt Women
by prince_suhel Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:49 pm
Q: Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent women & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: What is the difference between women and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into women
Q: What makes women chase men they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a women who thinks she's God's gift?
A: Exchange her!!
Q: Why do women like smart men?
A: Opposites attract.
A: Because they are...
Q: What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent women & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: What is the difference between women and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into women
Q: What makes women chase men they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a women who thinks she's God's gift?
A: Exchange her!!
Q: Why do women like smart men?
A: Opposites attract.
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