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10 lessons from my relationship
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10 lessons from my relationship
10 things that my infinitely long, perpetually twisted, inexplicably complicated, rotten to the core, doomed form start, bottomless mess that i called relationship, taught me.
1. Time can be your best friend or it can be your worst enemy, but damn, u don't even have a choice here.
2. Every damn thing in life comes with a price tag, no after-sales-service and an expiry date.
3. Bite more than u can chew. U r going to choke, anyway.
4. If u can't beat them, join them. If u can beat them, still join them.
5. What is a girl's best friend ? Diamond ? Daddy's credit card ? NAAAH......its a cellphone.
6. You have to give her a patient hearing, no matter if it rambles on for hours. When it comes to her turn to listen, u have 2 milisec, before she starts all over again.
7. Don't blame her for anything, even if u know its her. U will invariably end up kicking your own ass and asking "what the hell was i thinking".
8. Don't even try to make her see your point. It will start with a calm and polite conversation and end, with u, requiring your vocal chords to be reattached.
9. Never ever, ever, ever....("ever" x 100), question her judgment. Instead poke a beehive or jump out of a plane without a parachute, if u r so hell bent on having an adventure sport.
10. Freud died wondering "What does a woman want ?". Fool. They just want one, and only one thing. EVERYTHING.
Tell u guys, am done with girls.
1. Time can be your best friend or it can be your worst enemy, but damn, u don't even have a choice here.
2. Every damn thing in life comes with a price tag, no after-sales-service and an expiry date.
3. Bite more than u can chew. U r going to choke, anyway.
4. If u can't beat them, join them. If u can beat them, still join them.
5. What is a girl's best friend ? Diamond ? Daddy's credit card ? NAAAH......its a cellphone.
6. You have to give her a patient hearing, no matter if it rambles on for hours. When it comes to her turn to listen, u have 2 milisec, before she starts all over again.
7. Don't blame her for anything, even if u know its her. U will invariably end up kicking your own ass and asking "what the hell was i thinking".
8. Don't even try to make her see your point. It will start with a calm and polite conversation and end, with u, requiring your vocal chords to be reattached.
9. Never ever, ever, ever....("ever" x 100), question her judgment. Instead poke a beehive or jump out of a plane without a parachute, if u r so hell bent on having an adventure sport.
10. Freud died wondering "What does a woman want ?". Fool. They just want one, and only one thing. EVERYTHING.
Tell u guys, am done with girls.
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